Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is it because I queefed?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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