I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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