Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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