Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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