That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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