One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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