I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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