You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
