You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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