Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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