Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Randomize
