White coat. Heels.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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