Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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