Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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