i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize