How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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