What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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