I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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