she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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