Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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