walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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