which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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