I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
