so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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