Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Michael Bay diarrhea
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His hands were made for my vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
