I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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