this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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