big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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