It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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