She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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