Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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