Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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