Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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