On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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