stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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