Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just pee around me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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