i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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