We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
