Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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