JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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