That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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