You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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