school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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