i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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