Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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