still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So many bounce houses so little time
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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