we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
