Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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