brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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