Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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