scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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