Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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