Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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