and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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