I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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